Guy Quotes - Page 28

• So many actors spend so much energy trying to remember the lines. It's so foolish. Guys are the worst.

  William H. Macy

  Trying, Energy, Actors

  Source: www.indiewire.com

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• What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could see a guy walking down the street and be like, Even though I'm famous, I got more in common with this guy than, like, Brad Pitt.

  Dave Chappelle

  People, Common, Life Is

  "Dave Chappelle Is Back (This Time We're 100% Sure It's Maybe Totally for Real)". Interview with Mark Anthony Green, www.gq.com. November 12, 2014.

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• In marriage, if you're a guy, learn two phrases. One is "yes, dear" and the other is "honey, you're right." Be patient. Be good friends first. And stick together. You gotta work at it. It's not all a honeymoon, it's not all flowers and roses, but if you're friends and partners and committed, you'll be okay. And everybody's got advice for you - don't listen.

  Denzel Washington

  Flower, Good Friend, Two

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• As an actor in the theater you're taught that you never play a bad guy. You have to love who you are. You can't say, "Oh, I'm a bad guy." How do you play that?

  Denzel Washington

  Play, Actors, Taught

  Source: the-talks.com

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• I look back, it taught me something - it taught me how to live, how to be a better guy, not let defeat be the end of my life.

  Arnold Palmer

  Looks, Taught, Defeat

  Source: kellysgolfhistory.blogspot.com

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• Most photographers go and photograph something that they see, that exists, and that somebody else has created - they document it. But fashion photographers have to create what they're going to photograph. We have to go into the thought and build it up, get a girl, get a guy, get a situation, get the house, get the decor. It's the meaning of the word photography: "writing with light."

  Mario Testino

  Girl, Photography, Fashion

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• I don't really get philosophical, but I believe that nice people are strong and usually in my horror stories, I don't like to write about the old standard where some rotten guy gets chased by a mean spirit that gets him in the end.I'd rather write about nice people that are menaced from outside by some sort of evil power and who sort of slug it out.

  Stephen King

  Strong, Nice, Believe

  Interview with Phil Konstantin, americanindian.net. July 1987.

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• I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.

  Andrew Gurland

  Laughing, Funeral, Found

  "Married showrunner Andrew Gurland is the guy laughing at the funeral". Interview with Erik Adams, tv.avclub.com. September 10, 2015.

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• [Stanley] Kubrick was a fascinating, larger than life guy who had been a friend for many years prior to our working together on that film. I found the best part of working with him to be the long conversations we had between set-ups.

  Sydney Pollack

  Years, Long, Working Together

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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• People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.

  Chris Rock

  White, People, Laughing

  Source: www.oprah.com

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• I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.

  Chris Rock

  House, Four, Three

  Source: www.oprah.com

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• A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• Hollywood's a business, and until someone puts their finger on you and decides you're the guy who's going to carry that movie, it's not going to happen.

  Anthony Mackie

  Hollywood, Fingers, Happens

  Source: blogs.indiewire.com

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• Most of the time when you see a movie, the best character in the movie is not "the guy," it's the guy next to the guy.

  Anthony Mackie

  Character, Next, Best Character

  Source: blogs.indiewire.com

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• I never had any dates. I never really had any boyfriends. I was the girl who did the guys' homework. I was really crazy about guys but I was always like one of the boys. The guys I always fell in love with were completely inaccessible.

  Patti Smith

  Girl, Crazy, Boys

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• I didn't want any middle-of-the-road creep. I always wanted the toughest guy in school, the guy from south Philly who wore tight black pants. Y'know, the guy who carried the umbrella and wore white shirts with real thin black ties. I was really nuts over this guy named Butchie Magic 'cause he let me carry his switchblade.

  Patti Smith

  Real, School, White

  Source: www.oceanstar.com

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• I always wanted to be a comedian, even when I was a little kid. I had a funny father who was in the news business, by the way. He was a radio news guy. So the news was always in my house, and funny was always in my house. It was sort of just baked into the DNA that I would do this for a living, but I can remember being less than 10 years old and dreaming about being a comedian.

  Bill Maher

  Dream, Father, Kids

  Source: www.usatoday.com

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• I'm not the kind of guy who just goes up to women.

  Dirk Nowitzki

  Slippers, Noodles, Kind

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.

  Tucker Carlson

  Liars, Black, Bills

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• You rarely see one punch kill anybody. I mean, Davey Moore died, the first fight I ever worked for the title, my guy fought and was getting killed, and he hit Davey Moore. Davey Moore went down. There was no bottom rope to it. I then put bottom rope to it, when I got in power. Hit his head. One blow, hit his head and died.

  Ferdie Pacheco

  Mean, Fighting, Blow

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Humor, Clubs

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, April 17, 2004.

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• Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Girlfriend, Morning

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• You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Humor, Land

  "Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell". Documentary, Comedy, 1999.

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• Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Humor, Self

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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