They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?" Will: "Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name Six-Fingered Nigel." Jem:"Easy mistake to make." (later) Will: "I want to be back before dark. I have an assignation in Soho this evening with a certain attractive someone" Tessa: “Goodness, If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.
My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.
What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away.
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace
Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets.
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.
It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples of giants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has also been said that the software industry is an example of midgets standing on the toes of other midgets.
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