I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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