Tequila Quotes - Page 2

• We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some pray. Some numb themselves with tequila. I was tempted to do a little of each of those things. But I think we are supposed to try to face it straightforwardly, armed with nothing but courage.

  Lance Armstrong

  Thinking, People, Trying

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• An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.

  Tori Amos

  Milk, Finest, Breasts

  "Tori Amos Gives Birth To Daughter" by Sorelle Saidman, www.mtv.com. September 07, 2000.

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• You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo.

  Sammy Hagar

  Cabo, Kind, Audience

  Interview with Steven Hyden, www.avclub.com. April 5, 2011.

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• I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

  Kurt Vile

  Party, Wakes You, Four

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find me later having a panic attack in your parents' bathroom. Who wants to French-kiss?

  Rainbow Rowell

  Kissing, Giving, Parent

  Rainbow Rowell (2013). “Fangirl”, p.134, Pan Macmillan

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• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

  Ron White

  Real, Beer, Scotch

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• I think when I'm 80 years old, 85, hopefully, I'll be pushed around in a wheelchair by a red-headed nurse with panty outline. She'll make me little tequila sunrises and I'll read my complete works then. Then, I'll decide whether I think I've done something good or not. I'll reserve my judgment until then.

  Tom Robbins

  Thinking, Years, Nurse

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• Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir, nectar, tequila, or champagne, the reader is invited to slurp lumpy milk or choke on the author's dust bunnies.

  Tom Robbins

  Writing, Dark, Dust

  "The Syntax of Sorcery: An Interview with Tom Robbins". Interview with Tony Vigorito, realitysandwich.com. June 6, 2012.

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• But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal.

  Ted Demme

  Humble, Marijuana, Drug

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice.

  Mario Batali

  Orange Juice, Perfect, Recipes

  Source: www.popsugar.com

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• I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

  Tre Cool

  Beer, Littles, Different

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• Tequila is like acid in a glass.

  Greg Proops

  Glasses, Acid

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• I wanted to do my part to help preserve that golden age of travel... I step aboard The Patron Tequila Express railcar, and I go back in time to the days when a long journey was something fun and very special.

  John Paul DeJoria

  Fun, Journey, Golden Days

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• I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching palm trees sway in a sultry breeze against the unmistakable aqua splendor of the Caribbean Sea; drinking coconut, lime, and tequila from a scooped-out pineapple, with salt spray of breaking surf and sun kissing my skin. Translation: I'd died and gone to heaven.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Drinking, Swimming, Kissing

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• Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a
  slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and,
  before you know it, Jager tainting.

  Stephen Colbert

  Scotch, Next, Slippery Slope

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• I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!

  Bella Heathcote

  Nerves, Drink, Carpet

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

  Kim Harrison

  Doe, Bottles, Cookies

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• I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, no matter how you slice it. You know, we keep eating it up. Some of the most intelligent people I know cannot get enough of it. That's a dangerous thing.

  Joel McHale

  Smart, Thinking, Intelligent

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, Hands, Jelly

  "Jessica Simpson: 'Nephew Bronx thinks I'm having a girl'" by Ustin Harp, www.digitalspy.com. December 13, 2011.

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• They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.

  Darynda Jones

  Dog, Hot, World

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.105, Macmillan

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• We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Vegas, Two, Drug

  Hunter S. Thompson (2011). “The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time”, p.531, Simon and Schuster

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• I joined MySpace in September 2003. At that time no one was on there at all. I felt like a loser while all the cool kids were at some other school. So I mass e-mailed between 30,000 and 50,000 people and told them to come over. Everybody joined overnight.

  Tila Tequila

  School, Kids, People

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• I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me a shot of tequila.'

  Justine Bateman

  Beer, Like Being Alone, Dancing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Little bitty bags are completely impractical - I like big slouchy bags because they have to be comfortable for my lovely wee Chihuahua Tequila, who comes everywhere with me. I'm devoted to him, now my kids have long since flown the nest.

  Britt Ekland

  Kids, Long, Lovely

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• At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.

  Christopher Titus

  Hangover, Men, Years

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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