Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Work like you don't need the money.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
May you live all the days of your life.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
May our house always be too small to hold all of our friends.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty; Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant queen, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty! Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I 'll warrant she 'll prove an excuse for the glass.
A meal without wine is like a day without sun
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.
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