Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.
...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.