Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave.
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.” —
Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings.
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
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