Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Good people drink good beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
If all be true that I do think, There are five reasons we should drink: Good wine - a friend - or being dry - Or lest we should be by and by - Or any other reason why.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
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