All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
To be great, one does not have to be mad, but definitely it helps.
If plan A fails, remember there are 25 more letters.
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
We can't stop here, this is bat country!
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~
Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.