Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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