I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
When one door closes, another one opens.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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