Sarcastic Quotes - Page 2

• Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Friendship, Passion

  Oscar Wilde (2014). “The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays”, p.139, Simon and Schuster

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• What is art? Prostitution.

  Charles Baudelaire

  Art, Prostitution

  Charles Baudelaire, Christopher Isherwood, W. H. Auden (2006). “Intimate Journals”, p.31, Courier Corporation

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  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

  Winston Churchill

  Children, Men, Russia

  Winston Churchill (1987). “The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill”, London : Robson Books

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• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

  Will Rogers

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

  Mark Twain

  Lying, Hats, Size

  Mark Twain (2016). “Life On The Mississippi”, p.152, Tyché

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• I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

  Groucho Marx

  Inspirational, Funny, Smile

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Humble, Humor

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• A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Optimistic, Humility

  "The Note Book of Elbert Hubbard". Book by Elbert Hubbard, 1927.

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• The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

  Helen Rowland

  Funny Women, Excitement, Life Is

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• You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

  Wilson Mizner

  Rats, Study, Mice

  Quoted in Alva Johnston, The Legendary Mizners (1953)

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• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

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• Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Cute

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• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Inspirational, Funny

  Oscar Wilde (1947). “The Happy Prince”, p.16, New Line Publishing

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• Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny, Marriage

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• I can resist everything except temptation.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Witty, Good Life

  Lady Windermere's Fan act 1 (1892) See Balzac 1; Clementina Graham 1; Mae West 19; Wilde 25

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• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Clever

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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  When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.

  Clarence Darrow

  Funny, Believe, Sarcasm

  Quoted in Irving Stone, Clarence Darrow for the Defense (1941)

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• Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

  Henny Youngman

  Years, Two, People

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• He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

  Joseph Heller

  Hygiene, Literature, Enjoy

  Joseph Heller (1999). “Catch-22: A Novel”, p.73, Simon and Schuster

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  Don't be humble... you're not that great.

  Golda Meir

  Humble, Humility, Sarcasm

  Quoted in N.Y. Times, 18 Mar. 1969

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• Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

  Winston Churchill

  Time, Memories, Bad Day

  Sir Winston Churchill (1954). “Sir Winston Churchill: a self-portrait”

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• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  Fred Allen

  Funny, Humorous, Anger

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• Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Science, Creating, Problem

  "Einstein on Cosmic Religion and Other Opinions and Aphorisms".

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• The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Life, Sarcasm

  Oscar Wilde, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays”, p.810, GENERAL PRESS

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