Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 5

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• Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

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  Writing, Thinking, Blood

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• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

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  Dating, Feel Good, Attention

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• I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

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  Issues, Comforting, Made

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• The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

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  Knowledge, Self, Joints

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• I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

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  Appreciate, Way, Said

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• False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

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  Confidence, Humility, Self

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• I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

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  Hate, Firsts, Cry

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• Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

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• The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

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  Family, People, Disappoint

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• The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

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  Flower, Entertainment, Plastic

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• If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

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  Book, Reading, Hair

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• I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

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  Success, People, Matter

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• The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

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  Hurt, Self, Bugs

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• Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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  Optimism, Fuel, Painful

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• I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

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  World, Retreat, Spirit

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• We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

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  Mean, Car, Together

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• Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

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  Laughing, Should

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 19, 2012

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• How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

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  Play, Used, Strings

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 14, 2011

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• Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

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  Europe, Different, Levels

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• Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

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  Laughing, Insecurity, May

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• Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

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  Hate, Don't Hate, Fountain

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• The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

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  Language Of Love, Machines, Atm

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• You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

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  People, Trying, Fool

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• When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

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  Believe, Son, Rapper

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• People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

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  People, Sensitive

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