Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 5

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• The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

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  People, Personality, Worst

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• Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

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  Games, Guy, Looks

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• Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

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  Jobs, Mean, Want

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• Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

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  Mean, Class, Flying

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• Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

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  Hate, Don't Hate, Fountain

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• Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

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  Love Is, Iphone, Said Life

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• Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

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  Laughing, Insecurity, May

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• Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

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  Writing, Thinking, Effort

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• You can't fool the American people - politician trying to fool the American people.

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  People, Trying, Fool

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• Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

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  Europe, Different, Levels

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• Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

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  Animal, People, Looks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 13, 2011

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• Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

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  Disappointment, Lying, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

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  Moving, Unhappiness, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

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  School, Thinking, Shopping

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• People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

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  Airports, People, Life Is Precious

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• No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

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  Way, Feels

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• Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

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  Girl, Hurt, Sex

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• Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.

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  Party, Ironic, Dinner

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• People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

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  People, Sensitive

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• When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

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  Believe, Son, Rapper

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• The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

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  Things In Life, Care, Good Things

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• It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

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  Negative, Shame, Physical Beauty

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• Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

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  Yoga, Gay, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from May 12, 2012

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• The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

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  Men, Want, He Man

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

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  Spiritual, Hair, Economy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2011

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