Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 5

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• Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

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  Nuts, Salmon, Pounds

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• People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

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  People, Care, Interest

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• I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

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  World, Retreat, Spirit

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• False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

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  Confidence, Humility, Self

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• I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

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  Appreciate, Way, Said

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• The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

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  Knowledge, Self, Joints

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• I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

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  Like You, More Time, Time With You

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• Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

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  Strong, Sex, Giving

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• Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.

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  Party, Ironic, Dinner

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• Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

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  Fun, Sadness, Mean

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• Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

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  Want, Wanted

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• If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

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  School, Thinking, Shopping

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• The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

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  Things In Life, Care, Good Things

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• Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

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  Crazy, Issues, World

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• It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

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  Negative, Shame, Physical Beauty

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• Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

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  Yoga, Gay, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from May 12, 2012

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• Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

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  Self Esteem, High Heels, Attractive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 15, 2012

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• Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

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  Men, Talking, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

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  Love, Do You Love Me

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

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  Benefits, Duvets, Awful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 19, 2011

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• Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

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  Happiness, Animal, Games

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

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  People, Top Hats, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

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  Style, Today, Tag

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 19, 2011

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• Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

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  Death, Way, Monogamy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 14, 2011

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• Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

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  Gay, Men, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 24, 2011

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