Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 8

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• I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

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  Being Real, Consistent, Suspicion

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 16, 2012

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• Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

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  Latin, Being A Woman, Enjoy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 17, 2012

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• Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

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  Girlfriend, Satan, Myth

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2012

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• I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

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  Girl, Good Family, Known

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• Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

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  Way, Being Hated, Being Loved

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• Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

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  Baby, Responsibility, Thinking

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• Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

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  Great Marriage, Existence, Particles

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• I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

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  Gay, Thinking, Rights

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• People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

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  Commitment, People, Popcorn

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• If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

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  Moon, Space, Suits

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• Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

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  Book, Rapper, Slavery

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• Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

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  Tattoo, Supposed To Be, Permanent

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• If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

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  Self, Names, Black

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• My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

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  Jobs, Fighting, Comedian

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• Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

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  Gay, Men, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 24, 2011

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• Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

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  Death, Way, Monogamy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 14, 2011

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• Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

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  Love, Do You Love Me

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

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  Real, Procrastination, Skills

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• Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

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  Crazy, Issues, World

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• Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.

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  Cousin, Gay, Turkeys

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• What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don't want to do just for sex. Isn't that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there'd be condoms all over my PlayStation.

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  Sex, Men, Doctors

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• I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

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  Like You, Like Yourself, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 01, 2012

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• I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.

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  Looks, Clubs, Congress

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 07, 2012

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• Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.

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  Proud, Be Proud, Proud Of You

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• Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.

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  Horse, Water, Interesting

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