Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 8

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• Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

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  Mirrors, House, Mind

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 20, 2011

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• Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

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  Ethnicity, Rooms, Annoying

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 18, 2011

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• Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

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  Air, White, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 15, 2011

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• TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

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  Television, Acronyms, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 21, 2011

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• Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

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  Mean, Class, Flying

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• I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

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  Thinking, Trying, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 07, 2011

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• Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

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  Love Is, Lsd

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 02, 2012

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• Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

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  Weather, Parent, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 03, 2012

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• Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

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  White, People, Dancing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 06, 2012

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• I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

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  People, Littles, Wonderful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Sep 15, 2011

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• Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

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  People, Leaving, Tables

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

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  Society, Together, Woven

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 13, 2012

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• Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

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  Sleep, Awake

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

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  Love Is, Water, Waiting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 08, 2012

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• The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

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  Talking, People, Spirit

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 24, 2011

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• Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.

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  Mistress, Comedy, Seeing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 10, 2011

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• Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?

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  Night, Drug, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 07, 2012

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• It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

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  Ignorance, May, Constitution

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 30, 2012

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• My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

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  Jobs, Fighting, Comedian

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• Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

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  Couple, Motorcycle, Why Not

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• One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

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  Games, One Day, Beats

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• Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

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  Love, Do You Love Me

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

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  Girlfriend, Satan, Myth

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2012

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• You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

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  Congratulations, Needs, World

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• I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

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  Girl, Good Family, Known

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