Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 8

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• The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

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  Style, Today, Tag

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 19, 2011

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• Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

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  Zoos, Animal, Pandas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 20, 2011

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• Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

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  Self Esteem, High Heels, Attractive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 15, 2012

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• Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

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  Abuse, Retribution, Domestic Abuse

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

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  Girlfriend, Stupidity, Adjectives

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

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  Latin, Being A Woman, Enjoy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 17, 2012

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• Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

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  Girlfriend, Satan, Myth

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2012

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• I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

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  Girl, Good Family, Known

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• Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

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  Way, Being Hated, Being Loved

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• Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

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  Baby, Responsibility, Thinking

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• Great marriages are like the Higgs Boson particle, its existence has been theorized, but no one has ever seen one.

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  Great Marriage, Existence, Particles

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• I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

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  Gay, Thinking, Rights

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• People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.

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  Commitment, People, Popcorn

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• If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

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  Moon, Space, Suits

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• Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

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  Book, Rapper, Slavery

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• Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

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  Benefits, Duvets, Awful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 19, 2011

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• Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

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  Men, Talking, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

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  Thank God, Want, Spots

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

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  People, Top Hats, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

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  People, Leaving, Tables

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

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  Nike, Acceptance, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 22, 2011

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• I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

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  Being Real, Consistent, Suspicion

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 16, 2012

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• Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

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  Laughing, Should

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 19, 2012

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• I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

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  Interesting, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 20, 2012

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• Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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  Self Esteem, Fake, Levels

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 29, 2012

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