Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 2

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• Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

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  Children, Father, Someday

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• Space and time are figments of you're imagination, unless the guy you're flying next to won't shut up.

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  Space, Imagination, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

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  Advice, May, Decent

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• Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

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  Happiness, Animal, Games

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

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  Happiness, Struggle

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• Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

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  Happiness, Names, Money Can't Buy Happiness

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

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  Imagine, Difficult, Fulfilling

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• Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

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  Guy, Trying, Dresses

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• Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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  People, Interest

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• It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

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  Silly, Difficult, Feels

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• We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

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  People, Feel Good, Born

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• When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

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  Snakes, Traffic, Feels

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• Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

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  Father, Gun, Fake

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• Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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  Beach, Mean, Feelings

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• I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

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  House, Rooms, Faces

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• Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

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  Writing, Character, Cereal

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• The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

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  America, Middle East, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 28, 2012

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• Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

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  Trying, Watches, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

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  Culture, Rift, Pops

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

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  Ethnicity, Rooms, Annoying

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 18, 2011

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• If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

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  Gynecologists, Enough, Checks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 21, 2011

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• Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

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  Care, Want, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 06, 2012

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• I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

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  Telescopes, Window, Aim

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

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  Love Is, Water, Waiting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 08, 2012

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• Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

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  Sleep, Awake

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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