Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 2

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• Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

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  Children, Father, Someday

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• Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.

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  Numbers, Age, Trying

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• If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

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  Advice, May, Decent

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• Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

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  Happiness, Animal, Games

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

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  Happiness, Struggle

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• Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

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  Happiness, Names, Money Can't Buy Happiness

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

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  Imagine, Difficult, Fulfilling

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• Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

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  Guy, Trying, Dresses

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• Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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  People, Interest

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• It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

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  Silly, Difficult, Feels

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• We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

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  People, Feel Good, Born

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• When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

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  Snakes, Traffic, Feels

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• Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

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  Father, Gun, Fake

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• I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

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  House, Rooms, Faces

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• Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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  Beach, Mean, Feelings

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• Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

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  Writing, Character, Cereal

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• Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

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  Thinking, Negative, Think Positive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 01, 2011

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• Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

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  Writing, Thinking, Effort

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• Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

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  Boys, Men, Vegas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 23, 2012

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• People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

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  Thinking, People, Interesting

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• I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.

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  Looks, Clubs, Congress

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 07, 2012

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• The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

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  People, Knows

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• Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

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  Tattoo, Sound, Homemade

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• Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

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  World, Cheerleader

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• You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

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  Long, Prison, Produce

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