Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 2

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• Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Names, Money Can't Buy Happiness

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Struggle

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• Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Interest

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• It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

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  Silly, Difficult, Feels

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• We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

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  People, Feel Good, Born

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• All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

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  Promise, Wish, Politics

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• Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

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  Father, Gun, Fake

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• When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

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  Snakes, Traffic, Feels

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• I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

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  House, Rooms, Faces

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• Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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  Beach, Mean, Feelings

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• Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

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  Writing, Character, Cereal

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• If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

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  Pigs, Talking, Dowry

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• I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

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  Levels, Fighter, Physicist

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• People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, People, Interesting

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• You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

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  Long, Prison, Produce

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• You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

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  New York, Crazy, People

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• Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

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  Tattoo, Sound, Homemade

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• Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

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  Years, People, Upset

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• The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Knows

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• I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

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  Apples, Pie, Passionate

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• I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

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  Hurt, Faith In God, Mets

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• I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

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  Interesting, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 20, 2012

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• Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girlfriend, Satan, Myth

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2012

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• I can always tell when a girl comes from a good family because she's what's known as not at all attracted to me.

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  Girl, Good Family, Known

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• Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

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  Way, Being Hated, Being Loved

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