Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 2

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• Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

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  Children, Father, Someday

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• You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they're a transvestite.

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  Transvestites, Persons

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• Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

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  Happiness, Animal, Games

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

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  Advice, May, Decent

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• I'm pretty happy for someone who struggles with happiness.

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  Happiness, Struggle

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• Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'.

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  Happiness, Names, Money Can't Buy Happiness

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

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  Imagine, Difficult, Fulfilling

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• Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness.

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  Guy, Trying, Dresses

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• Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.

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  People, Interest

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• It's difficult to feel silly and depressed at the same time, but I manage.

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  Silly, Difficult, Feels

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• We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

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  People, Feel Good, Born

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• Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

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  Father, Gun, Fake

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• When cornered, a rattle snake can become so angry it's been known to bite itself, which is exactly how I feel in traffic and relationships.

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  Snakes, Traffic, Feels

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• Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach.

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  Beach, Mean, Feelings

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• I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

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  House, Rooms, Faces

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• Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

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  Writing, Character, Cereal

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• Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

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  Intelligent, People, Brilliant

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• Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

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  People, Health Food, Unhealthy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

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  Interesting, Wish, Unattractive

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• America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

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  America, Goal, Democracy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 05, 2011

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• MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

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  Women, Mtv, Poverty

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• Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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  Mean, Annoying, Social

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• America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

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  Hate, America, Personality

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• Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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  People, Toilets, Bathroom

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• Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

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  Writing, Thinking, Effort

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