Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 10

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• Suicide is a terrible idea, but if you're going to end it, do so at a Pinkberry near you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Suicide, Ideas, Ends

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• I'd spend more time with you if you were less like you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Like You, More Time, Time With You

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• The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.

  Dov Davidoff

  Profound, Wish, Liberty

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• People shouldn't take my lack of interest in what they're saying personally. I don't really care about what I'm saying most of the time.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Care, Interest

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• How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

  Dov Davidoff

  Rapper

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• Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

  Dov Davidoff

  Children, World, Definitions

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• Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

  Dov Davidoff

  Nfl, Needs, Life Is

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• Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

  Dov Davidoff

  Dog, Needs, Protect You

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• Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

  Dov Davidoff

  Animal, Reality, People

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• Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

  Dov Davidoff

  Ignorant, Racist, Violent

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• Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

  Dov Davidoff

  Feelings, Bad Times, Term

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• When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

  Dov Davidoff

  Mean, Self, Maintaining

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• Suicide is like the ejector button in the cockpit of an F-15. If life goes into a permanent tail spin, it's nice to know the option is there.

  Dov Davidoff

  Suicide, Nice, Tails

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• Cities with a black middle class provide the narrow minded an opportunity to realize that cultural differences are largely economic.

  Dov Davidoff

  Opportunity, Class, Cities

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• It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

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  Zebras, Wonder, Harmony

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• Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

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  Flower, Appreciate, Bugs

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• A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girlfriend, Dating, People

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• Thinking about the fathomless cruelty with which man has treated his fellow man, but also ice cream.

  Dov Davidoff

  Men, Thinking, Ice

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• White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

  Dov Davidoff

  Rapper, White, Goal

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• Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

  Dov Davidoff

  Voice, Way, Opinion

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• I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To me, it makes my night more interesting.

  Dov Davidoff

  Night, Interesting, People

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• My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

  Dov Davidoff

  Dad, Old School, Car

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• Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

  Dov Davidoff

  Week, Knows

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