Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 9

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• Perhaps being hated in the right way is preferable to being loved in the wrong one.

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  Way, Being Hated, Being Loved

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• The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

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  Style, Today, Tag

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 19, 2011

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• Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

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  Death, Way, Monogamy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 14, 2011

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• You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

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  New York, Crazy, People

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• Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

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  Latin, Being A Woman, Enjoy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 17, 2012

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• I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

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  Being Real, Consistent, Suspicion

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 16, 2012

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• Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

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  Girlfriend, Stupidity, Adjectives

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

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  Abuse, Retribution, Domestic Abuse

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Another thing rappers, I admire your rebellious spirit, but materialism is a form of mental slavery. Slow down on the jewelry, pick up a book.

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  Book, Rapper, Slavery

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• Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

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  Tattoo, Supposed To Be, Permanent

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• If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

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  Self, Names, Black

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• Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

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  Gay, Men, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 24, 2011

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• Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

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  Baby, Responsibility, Thinking

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• I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

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  Math, Quitter, Humans

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• Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

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  Self Esteem, High Heels, Attractive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 15, 2012

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• Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

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  Men, Talking, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

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  Perfectly Natural, Reactions, Human Condition

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• America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

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  America, Car, Needs

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• Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

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  Respect, Quality, Treats

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• I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

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  Hurt, Faith In God, Mets

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• I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

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  Apples, Pie, Passionate

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• Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

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  Years, People, Upset

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• Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

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  Animal, Men, Want

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• We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

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  Holiday, Paper, Celebrate

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• Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

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  Zoos, Animal, Pandas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 20, 2011

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