Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 9

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• If no-eye contact sex were a sport, I'm not saying I'd make it to the Olympics, but I like my chances.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sports, Sex, Eye

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• Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

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  People, Horoscopes, Sitcom

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• Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

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  Reality, Anticipation, Exceed

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• Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

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  Hurt, Writing, People

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• The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

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  Use, Actors, Next

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• Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

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  Parenthood, Glamour, Martyrdom

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• I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

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  Success, Definitions, Inseparable

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• I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

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  Math, Quitter, Humans

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• Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

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  Perfectly Natural, Reactions, Human Condition

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• I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

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  Hurt, Faith In God, Mets

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• I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

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  Apples, Pie, Passionate

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• Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years.

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  Years, People, Upset

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• Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

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  Animal, Men, Want

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• We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

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  Holiday, Paper, Celebrate

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• You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

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  Congratulations, Needs, World

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• I'm neither professional fighter nor physicist, therefore on some level I will always consider myself a failure.

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  Levels, Fighter, Physicist

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• Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

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  Respect, Quality, Treats

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• America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

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  America, Car, Needs

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• Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

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  Nuts, Salmon, Pounds

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• I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

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  Hate, Firsts, Cry

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• One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

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  Games, One Day, Beats

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• Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

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  Couple, Motorcycle, Why Not

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• You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

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  New York, Crazy, People

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• Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

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  Girlfriend, Mets

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• Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

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  Fall, Eye, Dating

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