Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 3

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• I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

  Dov Davidoff

  Like You, Like Yourself, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 01, 2012

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• Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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  Self Esteem, Fake, Levels

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 29, 2012

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• I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

  Dov Davidoff

  Interesting, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 20, 2012

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• Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

  Dov Davidoff

  Strong, Sex, Giving

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• My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

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  Struggle, Would Be, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Apr 24, 2012

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• If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

  Dov Davidoff

  Pigs, Talking, Dowry

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• Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sex, Talking, People

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• The rift between culture and pop-culture has never been greater.

  Dov Davidoff

  Culture, Rift, Pops

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sassy, Southern, Saws

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• The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

  Dov Davidoff

  Beautiful, People, World

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• Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

  Dov Davidoff

  Camping, Wonder, Failing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 09, 2012

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• I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Amazed, Incapable

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• Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to.

  Dov Davidoff

  Care, Want, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 06, 2012

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• Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Keys, Vulnerability

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• Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains.

  Dov Davidoff

  Trying, Watches, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 05, 2012

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• I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

  Dov Davidoff

  Gay, Thinking, Guy

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• Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

  Dov Davidoff

  Loneliness, People, Firsts

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 02, 2012

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• At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

  Dov Davidoff

  Trying, Shapes, Given

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, Issues, Sandwiches

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, Home, People

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• Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

  Dov Davidoff

  Firsts, Needs, Figures

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• If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

  Dov Davidoff

  Goodbye, Hug, Doing You

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• I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

  Dov Davidoff

  Emotional, Needs, Emotional Needs

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• I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

  Dov Davidoff

  Children, Yards, Reaching

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• Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, Judgement, Flashlights

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