Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 3

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• Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?

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  Night, Drug, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 07, 2012

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• Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

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  White, People, Dancing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 06, 2012

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• Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

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  Weather, Parent, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 03, 2012

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• The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

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  Society, Together, Woven

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 13, 2012

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• Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

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  Love Is, Lsd

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 02, 2012

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• It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

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  Ignorance, May, Constitution

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 30, 2012

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• Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

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  Boys, Men, Vegas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 23, 2012

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• My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

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  Struggle, Would Be, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Apr 24, 2012

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• Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

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  Sex, Talking, People

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

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  Trying, Shapes, Given

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• Whenever I'm around people it causes me to feel nostalgic for the loneliness that drove me into their presence in the first place.

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  Loneliness, People, Firsts

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 02, 2012

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• Nature's beauty never fails to fill me with a sense of wonder and awe, and still, I refuse to go camping.

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  Camping, Wonder, Failing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 09, 2012

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• Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

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  Strong, Sex, Giving

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• I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

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  Appreciate, Way, Said

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• False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

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  Confidence, Humility, Self

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• I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

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  World, Retreat, Spirit

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• Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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  Optimism, Fuel, Painful

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• The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

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  Hurt, Self, Bugs

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• I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

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  Success, People, Matter

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• If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

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  Book, Reading, Hair

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• The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

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  Flower, Entertainment, Plastic

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• The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

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  Family, People, Disappoint

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• Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

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• Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

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  Thinking, Judgement, Flashlights

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• I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

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  Children, Yards, Reaching

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