Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 7

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• America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

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  Hate, America, Personality

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• Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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  Mean, Annoying, Social

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• MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

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  Women, Mtv, Poverty

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• America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

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  America, Goal, Democracy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 05, 2011

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• I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

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  Interesting, Wish, Unattractive

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• Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

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  People, Health Food, Unhealthy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• Ending a sentence with yo, is like saying, I don't want a job. Not today. Not ever. Know what I mean yo?

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  Jobs, Mean, Want

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• Guys don't use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.

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  Games, Guy, Looks

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• The worst part about people with bad personalities is they don't know it.

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  People, Personality, Worst

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• If you spend a lot of time shopping for athletic clothes, you may want to consider spending less time thinking about high school.

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  School, Thinking, Shopping

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• The good things in life are free, except for health care, and electricity.

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  Things In Life, Care, Good Things

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• It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

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  Negative, Shame, Physical Beauty

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• Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

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  Yoga, Gay, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from May 12, 2012

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• The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

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  Men, Want, He Man

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

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  Spiritual, Hair, Economy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2011

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• If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

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  Moving, Unhappiness, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

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  Disappointment, Lying, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

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  Men, Mirrors, Gym

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

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• Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

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  Girl, White, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Comedy is rarely funny.

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  Comedy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

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  Intelligent, People, Brilliant

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• Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

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  Sex, Water, Cases

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• The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

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  America, Middle East, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 28, 2012

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• I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

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  Telescopes, Window, Aim

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

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  Gynecologists, Enough, Checks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 21, 2011

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