Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 7

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• When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

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  Girl, Kids, Thinking

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• Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

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  Thinking, Negative, Think Positive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 01, 2011

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• There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

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  Lonely, Night, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 14, 2012

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• There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

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  Jobs, Work, Dirty

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• The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

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  Style, Today, Tag

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 19, 2011

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• Is there anything more attractive than a woman in high heels and low self esteem?

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  Self Esteem, High Heels, Attractive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 15, 2012

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• Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

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  Work Out, Great Work

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

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  Ideas, Needs, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

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  War, Color, Uniforms

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

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  Drinking, People, Acting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

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• I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

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  Gay, House, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

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  People, Needs, Taking A Break

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

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  Jobs, Racism, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

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  Thank God, Want, Spots

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Man's inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I'm just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs.

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  Men, Talking, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Being homeless is awful, but if you've ever tried to wrestle a duvet cover back onto a comforter you realise it's not without it's benefits.

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  Benefits, Duvets, Awful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 19, 2011

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• People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

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  People, Top Hats, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

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• Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

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  Nike, Acceptance, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 22, 2011

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• Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

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  Zoos, Animal, Pandas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 20, 2011

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• Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

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  People, Leaving, Tables

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

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  Laughing, Should

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 19, 2012

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• I'd find myself more interesting if I weren't with me all the time.

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  Interesting, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 20, 2012

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• Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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  Self Esteem, Fake, Levels

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 29, 2012

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• Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.

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  Abuse, Retribution, Domestic Abuse

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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• Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

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  Girlfriend, Stupidity, Adjectives

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2012

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