Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 7

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• I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

  Dov Davidoff

  Gay, House, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

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  People, Needs, Taking A Break

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

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  Jobs, Racism, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

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  Jobs, Work, Dirty

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• Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

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  War, Color, Uniforms

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

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  Drinking, People, Acting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

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• Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

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  Ideas, Needs, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

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  Lonely, Night, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 14, 2012

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• Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

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  Work Out, Great Work

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

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  Thinking, Negative, Think Positive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 01, 2011

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• When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

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  Girl, Kids, Thinking

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• Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

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  Couple, Motorcycle, Why Not

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• One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

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  Games, One Day, Beats

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• I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

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  Hate, Firsts, Cry

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• If procrastination were a marketable skill, I'd be a real hot commodity.

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  Real, Procrastination, Skills

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• Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

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  Tattoo, Supposed To Be, Permanent

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• You forget how crazy people are in New York, all the people on the sidewalk. When you leave here, everyone's in their car. But I get back here - I just went to throw something in the garbage, and there was a guy in the garbage. And he wasn't looking in it; he is in it, looking out over 9th Ave like a fisherman.

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  New York, Crazy, People

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• Pine nuts pound for pound are more expensive than most varieties of smoked salmon. There I said it.

  Dov Davidoff

  Nuts, Salmon, Pounds

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• Gay men greet each other just like straight guys do... If one of the straight guys saved the other one's life.

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  Gay, Men, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 24, 2011

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• Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

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  Death, Way, Monogamy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 14, 2011

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• America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

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  America, Car, Needs

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• My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way.

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  Jobs, Fighting, Comedian

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• Quality thoughts will turn their back on you if you don't treat them with respect.

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  Respect, Quality, Treats

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• Do you love me for me?... I don't even love me for me.

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  Love, Do You Love Me

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

  Dov Davidoff

  Self, Names, Black

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