Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 7

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• America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

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  America, Goal, Democracy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 05, 2011

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• MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

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  Women, Mtv, Poverty

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• Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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  Mean, Annoying, Social

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• No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

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  Way, Feels

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• Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

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  Political, Ironic, Middle East

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• Few things are more negative than thinking positive for no reason.

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  Thinking, Negative, Think Positive

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 01, 2011

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• When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

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  Girl, Kids, Thinking

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• Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

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  Writing, Thinking, Effort

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• America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

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  Hate, America, Personality

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• There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

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  Lonely, Night, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 14, 2012

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• At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse.

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  Trying, Shapes, Given

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

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  People, Health Food, Unhealthy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• The man I want to be could easily beat me up.

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  Men, Want, He Man

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

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  Spiritual, Hair, Economy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2011

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• If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

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  Self, Names, Black

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• Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

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  Week, Knows

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• Hard to explain to a guard dog that you need it to protect you from yourself.

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  Dog, Needs, Protect You

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• I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

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  Gay, Thinking, Guy

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• It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

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  Zebras, Wonder, Harmony

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• Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

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  Flower, Appreciate, Bugs

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• I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

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  Interesting, Wish, Unattractive

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

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  Girl, Home, People

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• White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

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  Rapper, White, Goal

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• Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

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  Mirrors, House, Mind

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 20, 2011

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• I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

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  Emotional, Needs, Emotional Needs

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