Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 6

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• Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.

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  Party, Ironic, Dinner

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• Next time I spank a girl during sex, I'll say, this is going to hurt me more than it will you.

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  Girl, Hurt, Sex

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• No one understands the way I feel about things I don't understand.

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  Way, Feels

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• People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.

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  Airports, People, Life Is Precious

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• Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

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  Animal, People, Looks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 13, 2011

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• Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

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  Political, Ironic, Middle East

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

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  Blood, Color, Romance

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

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  Way, Helping, Like You

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 11, 2011

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• Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

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  Talking, Answers, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

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  Domestic Violence, Together, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

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  Expectations, Asking, Tone

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• Skin heads are doing an awful job of promoting racism. You guys need to loosen up, and for god's sake would it kill you to smile.

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  Jobs, Racism, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• A lot of people in a LA need to take a break from taking a break.

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  People, Needs, Taking A Break

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• I've decided to become gay, not in a sexual way, but I am going to start picking up around the house.

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  Gay, House, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

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  Drinking, People, Acting

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

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• Patriotism for the sake of is like choosing sides in a war based on the color of their uniforms.

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  War, Color, Uniforms

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• Throwing up is natures way of saying you need to re-examine your idea of a good time.

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  Ideas, Needs, Way

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Saying, have a great work-out is like saying, I hope you pull something.

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  Work Out, Great Work

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

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  Fun, Sadness, Mean

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• Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

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  Want, Wanted

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• Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

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  Love Is, Iphone, Said Life

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• There must be 15 shows about people's jobs: 'Ice Road Trucker,' 'Axe Men,' 'Dirty Jobs.' Unemployment is so high, we're watching people work.

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  Jobs, Work, Dirty

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• There are few places more lonely than a crowded night club.

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  Lonely, Night, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 14, 2012

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• When I was a kid I remember thinking, if I had a girl, I would treat her really well. Little did I know, they don't always like that.

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  Girl, Kids, Thinking

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• Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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  People, Toilets, Bathroom

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