Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 6

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• The language of love may be universal, but it's not one of the options on an ATM machine.

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  Language Of Love, Machines, Atm

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• Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny.

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  Fun, Sadness, Mean

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• Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

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  Political, Ironic, Middle East

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

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  Blood, Color, Romance

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

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  Air, White, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 15, 2011

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• Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

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  Domestic Violence, Together, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

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  Talking, Answers, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

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  Way, Helping, Like You

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 11, 2011

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• How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

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  Play, Used, Strings

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 14, 2011

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• Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.

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  Mean, Annoying, Social

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• MTV has turned more young women into whores than poverty.

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  Women, Mtv, Poverty

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• America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

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  America, Goal, Democracy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 05, 2011

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• I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.

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  Interesting, Wish, Unattractive

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• Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

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  People, Health Food, Unhealthy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011

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• The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

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  Talking, People, Spirit

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 24, 2011

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• Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

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  Sex, Water, Cases

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• Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.

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  Mistress, Comedy, Seeing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 10, 2011

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• Upside of being an attractive woman; if you're remotely intelligent, people will treat you like you're brilliant. Downside: same thing.

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  Intelligent, People, Brilliant

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• I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

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  People, Littles, Wonderful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Sep 15, 2011

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• I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

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  Thinking, Trying, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 07, 2011

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• Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

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  Mirrors, House, Mind

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 20, 2011

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• TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

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  Television, Acronyms, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 21, 2011

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• Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

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  Expectations, Asking, Tone

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• America is a hot chick with a bad personality. Take her seriously and you'll end up hating yourself.

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  Hate, America, Personality

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• Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

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  People, Toilets, Bathroom

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