Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 6

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• You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

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  Long, Prison, Produce

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• Sex sells, but doesn't work so well as a strong-arm tactic. Give me your purse or I'll make out with you so hard.

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  Strong, Sex, Giving

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• You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

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  Thinking, Issues, Sandwiches

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• We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

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  Mean, Car, Together

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• I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

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  Issues, Comforting, Made

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• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

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  Dating, Feel Good, Attention

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• Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

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  Writing, Thinking, Blood

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• The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

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  Knowledge, Self, Joints

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• I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

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  Appreciate, Way, Said

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• False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.

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  Confidence, Humility, Self

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• I've decided to retreat to the spirit world where I feel appreciated and understood.

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  World, Retreat, Spirit

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• Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism.

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  Optimism, Fuel, Painful

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• The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

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  Hurt, Self, Bugs

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• I would imagine that most of the people who consider themselves successful aren't, at least in the ways that really matter-myself included.

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  Success, People, Matter

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• If you carry a paperback book in your back pocket, but spend more time on your hair than you do reading it, you're probably a bad actor.

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  Book, Reading, Hair

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• The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

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  Flower, Entertainment, Plastic

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• The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

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  Family, People, Disappoint

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• Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

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• Learn to think for yourself, unless of course you can identify someone else with better judgement, and a flashlight.

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  Thinking, Judgement, Flashlights

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• I've always wanted children... not of my own, but for yard work and reaching into tight places to get things I've dropped.

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  Children, Yards, Reaching

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• I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

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  Emotional, Needs, Emotional Needs

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• If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

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  Goodbye, Hug, Doing You

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• Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

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  Firsts, Needs, Figures

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

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  Girl, Home, People

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• I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

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  Gay, Thinking, Guy

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