Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 4

Quotes about:

• I have emotional needs that I didn't know I had, and I have physical needs that I didn't know weren't really needs.

  Dov Davidoff

  Emotional, Needs, Emotional Needs

  4 Copy quote

• If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.

  Dov Davidoff

  Goodbye, Hug, Doing You

  4 Copy quote

• Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are.

  Dov Davidoff

  Firsts, Needs, Figures

  4 Copy quote

• The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

  Dov Davidoff

  Knowledge, Self, Joints

  4 Copy quote

• Looking into blood doping. I think it will allow me to write jokes with greater intensity, and for a longer period of time.

  Dov Davidoff

  Writing, Thinking, Blood

  6 Copy quote

• The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

  Dov Davidoff

  Beautiful, People, World

  4 Copy quote

• Cheerleaders are simultaneously everything that is right and wrong with the world.

  Dov Davidoff

  World, Cheerleader

  4 Copy quote

• I wish that every other guy were gay. Think about the leverage that would create in your relationship.

  Dov Davidoff

  Gay, Thinking, Guy

  4 Copy quote

• Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'.

  Dov Davidoff

  Sassy, Southern, Saws

  4 Copy quote

• I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Amazed, Incapable

  4 Copy quote

• Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Keys, Vulnerability

  4 Copy quote

• If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

  Dov Davidoff

  Pigs, Talking, Dowry

  58 Copy quote

• People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, People, Interesting

  4 Copy quote

• The more I get to know people, the less I know about people.

  Dov Davidoff

  People, Knows

  4 Copy quote

• Homemade' sounds much better when not referring to tattoos.

  Dov Davidoff

  Tattoo, Sound, Homemade

  4 Copy quote

• You know you've lived in LA to long when what you fear most about prison is a lack of organic produce.

  Dov Davidoff

  Long, Prison, Produce

  4 Copy quote

• You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thinking, Issues, Sandwiches

  7 Copy quote

• We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

  Dov Davidoff

  Mean, Car, Together

  4 Copy quote

• I find anger so comforting. It's like a blanket made of unresolved issues, but it's a blanket none the less.

  Dov Davidoff

  Issues, Comforting, Made

  4 Copy quote

• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Dating, Feel Good, Attention

  4 Copy quote

• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, Home, People

  4 Copy quote

• Everybody wants to be more wanted, until they are.

  Dov Davidoff

  Want, Wanted

  4 Copy quote

• Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

  Dov Davidoff

  Men, Mirrors, Gym

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 21, 2011

  4 Copy quote

• Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, White, Dating

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

  4 Copy quote

• Comedy is rarely funny.

  Dov Davidoff

  Comedy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

  4 Copy quote

Page 4 of 10

First

← Prev

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Next →

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin