Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 4

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• Fountains are more romantic when you don't hate the person you're with.

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  Hate, Don't Hate, Fountain

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• Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

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  Laughing, Insecurity, May

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• Hanging out with women on a platonic level is like spending time with someone from Europe. It's not better or worse, but it is different.

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  Europe, Different, Levels

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• Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

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  Animal, People, Looks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 13, 2011

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• I don't know if it's the economy, but finding work as a spiritual guru is really hard. Maybe I should grow my hair out.

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  Spiritual, Hair, Economy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 14, 2011

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• Just saw a t-shirt at the gym said, body by torture. That's a lot less ironic if you're a political prisoner in the Middle East.

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  Political, Ironic, Middle East

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011

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• The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.

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  Blood, Color, Romance

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011

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• Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

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  Expectations, Asking, Tone

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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• Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

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  Domestic Violence, Together, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

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  Talking, Answers, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

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  Way, Helping, Like You

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 11, 2011

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• How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

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  Play, Used, Strings

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 14, 2011

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• The human spirit is indomitable, unless your talking specifically about the people I know.

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  Talking, People, Spirit

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 24, 2011

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• Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress.

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  Mistress, Comedy, Seeing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 10, 2011

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• I'm pretty sure whoever said, people are wonderful spent very little time with people.

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  People, Littles, Wonderful

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Sep 15, 2011

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• I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

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  Thinking, Trying, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 07, 2011

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• Sex sells, unless you're dehydrated in which case you'd be much more likely to purchase water.

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  Sex, Water, Cases

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• Few things are as uniquely painful as bad comedy, and the realization that the human mind is a house of mirrors with no entrance and no exit.

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  Mirrors, House, Mind

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 20, 2011

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• TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

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  Television, Acronyms, Tvs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 21, 2011

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• Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.

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  Air, White, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 15, 2011

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• Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

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  Ethnicity, Rooms, Annoying

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 18, 2011

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• If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

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  Gynecologists, Enough, Checks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 21, 2011

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• I've decided to aim a telescope at my neighbour's window. It's the closest I'll ever come to living with someone comfortably.

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  Telescopes, Window, Aim

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 16, 2012

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• The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

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  America, Middle East, Want

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 28, 2012

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• It may not be in the constitution, but every American has a god-given right to provinciality and ignorance.

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  Ignorance, May, Constitution

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 30, 2012

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