Eat, drink and love...the rest is not worth a nickel
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Good people drink good beer.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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