Eat, drink and love...the rest is not worth a nickel
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Good people drink good beer.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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