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• If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.

  Kurt Cobain

  Hate, Oil, Zeppelins

  "The NIRVANA Reader: 1988 - 1992". Book by John Luerssen, December 2008.

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• I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk, run around, take my shirt off and get kicked out of someplace. You know, live a little.

  Michelle Tea

  Running, Coffee, Writing

  Michelle Tea (2010). “Valencia”, p.41, Hachette UK

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• A good wine has many qualities I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.

  Tom Araya

  Heart, Wine, Thinking

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• Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green

  Layzie Bone

  Running, People, Waiting

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• It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.

  Ivy Compton-Burnett

  Loss, Beats, Deeper

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• I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.

  William Butler Yeats

  Country, Ale, Young

  William Butler Yeats (1997). “The Collected Works of W. B. Yeats: Volume I: The Poems, 2nd Edition”, p.70, Simon and Schuster

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• Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.

  Jesse Torrey

  Coffee, Medicine, Decay

  The Moral Instructor Pt IV, Sect. II, Ch. 10

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• It is Christlike work to soothe and sympathize, and only those who have drunk the cup of sorrow are fully equipped to do it.

  W. Sangster

  Helping Others, Sorrow, Cups

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• I was once like you, enlightened and "rational",
  I too scoffed at lovers,
  Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery.
  No one is safe! Watch out.

  Rumi

  Wisdom, Islamic, Watches

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• All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the greater the fool in the pencil more blest, / And when they are drunk they always paint best.

  William Blake

  Fool, Paint, Madmen

  William Blake, W. H. Stevenson (2007). “Blake: The Complete Poems”, p.641, Pearson Education

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• When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone who has already drunk up a whole barrel.

  Anton Chekhov

  Real, Glasses, Literature

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• I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

  W. C. Fields

  Years, Twenties, Three

  Quoted in The Quotations of W. C. Fields, ed. Martin Lewis (1976)

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• And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood.

  Martin Chemnitz

  Blessed, Blood, Body

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• The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind a more touching picture of unavailing misery and ruin, and hopeless chaos, than the plug hat that has endeavored to keep sober and maintain self-respect while its owner was drunk.

  Edgar Wilson Nye

  Self, Touching, Mind

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• Please don't drive drunk, okay? Seriously... But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious. Everyone loves to watch someone act like they are trying to make it to safety during a hurricane.

  Amy Poehler

  Mean, Safety, Trying

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• Let's go and get drunk on light again - it has the power to console.

  Georges Seurat

  Light, Console, Drunkenness

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• There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful of notes that he has got drunk on.

  Wyndham Lewis

  Men, Notes, Intoxicated

  Wyndham Lewis (1926). “The Art of Being Ruled”

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• The important thing is to be drunk.

  Chelsea Handler

  Important, Important Things

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• To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and immaterial, as the lawyers say. The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

  Eugene O'Neill

  Dream, Truth, Lying

  Eugene O'Neill (1951). “Plays: "Anna Christie." Beyond the horizon. The Emperor Jones. The hairy ape. The great god Brown. The straw. Dynamo. Days without end. The iceman cometh”

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• If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what you're drinking.

  Buddy Guy

  Drinking, Thinking, Ifs

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• The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober.

  Eugene O'Neill

  Dream, Lying, Giving

  Travis Bogard, Eugene O'Neill (1988). “Contour in Time: The Plays of Eugene O'Neill”, p.453, Oxford University Press on Demand

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• I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering schools and destroying a room. But I finally got to a point where I looked around and said, "This is not getting me anywhere. I'm stagnating with these guys." They were getting drunk and high every weekend. I got out.

  Johnny Depp

  School, Weekend, Boys

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• Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.

  Jean-Paul Sartre

  Inspirational, Leader, Nations

  Jean-Paul Sartre, Benny Lévy (2007). “Hope Now: The 1980 Interviews”, p.129, University of Chicago Press

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• There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

  Laura Schlessinger

  Women, Feelings, Feeling Angry

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• There are two things to do in Juneau, drink and get drunk.

  Chuck Thompson

  Two, Drink, Things To Do

  Chuck Thompson (2007). “Smile When You're Lying: Confessions of a Rogue Travel Writer”, p.15, Macmillan

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