Drunk Quotes - Page 31

• Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

  Julianna Margulies

  Danger

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• We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Real, Vegas, Years

  "Janeane Garofalo’s ‘marriage’ no joke". pagesix.com. November 13, 2012.

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• Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Country, Real, War

  CMT Awards, 2007.

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• I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their ranks

  Ethan Hawke

  Actors, Red, Idiot

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• I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

  Robert Pattinson

  Sleep, Gutters, Get Real

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• I'm drunk when it comes to clothes.

  Nan Kempner

  Clothes

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• The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a blade of grass where they can be eaten by a cow. The ingested fluke then lays eggs in the cow gut. Eventually, the eggs exit the cow, and hungry snails eat the dung (and fluke eggs). The fluke enters the snail's digestive gland and gets excreted in sticky slime full of a seething mass of flukes to be drunk by ants as a source of moisture.

  Darrel Ray

  Eggs, Brain, Religion

  "The God Virus: How Religion Infects Our Lives and Culture". Book by Darrel Ray, 2009.

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• The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

  Katharine Whitehorn

  Party, Home, Men

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• Only weeks after Oslo began, when nearly all the world and most of Israel was drunk with the idea of peace, I argued that a Palestinian society not constrained by democratic norms would be a fear society that would pose a grave threat to Israel.

  Natan Sharansky

  Peace, Israel, Ideas

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• I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.

  Fred Ward

  Morning, Beer, Guy

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• You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

  Horace

  Playing Games, Enough, Gaming

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• Life passes. Eternity comes to meet us with great strides. Soon we shall be living with the very life of Jesus. Having drunk deep at the source of all bitterness, we shall be deified in the very source of all joys, of all delights.

  Therese of Lisieux

  Jesus, Joy, Delight

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• ...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home.

  Boethius

  Memories, Home, Men

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• Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young...

  Paul Weller

  Life Is, Drink, Young

  "Song: When You're Young". August 17, 1979.

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• I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.

  Philip Larkin

  Night, Half

  Philip Larkin (2012). “Philip Larkin Poems: Selected by Martin Amis”, p.92, Faber & Faber

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• I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.

  Gerard Way

  Kids, Loner

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• I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less creative the next day.

  Anais Nin

  Strong, Next Day, Knowing

  "The Diary Of Anais Nin, Volume Two (1934-1939)". Book by Anais Nin, 1970.

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• Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in a loud motorcycle; smoking cigarrettes; breaking commandments; getting pregnant out of wedlock. Everyone's done that. That's so tired!

  Mark Driscoll

  Tired, Smoking, Motorcycle

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• I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.

  Chavela Vargas

  Hurt, Fear

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• I would encourage people to realize that you don't have to panic if you're not part of a mainstream, or if you find yourself outside the flow. If it doesn't suit you, don't go along with it. Just sit it out and get your stuff done. Don't just sit moaning or getting drunk—I spent some years doing that. But if you can just come up with something of your own, however minor it is, that's going to be easier to live with when you're at the end of your life.

  Robert Wyatt

  Years, Suits You, People

  Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. November 14, 2014.

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• No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, oh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Party, Thinking, People

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• I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn't do anything.

  Pixie Lott

  Girl, Fall, Home

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• We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk.

  Trent Zelazny

  Baby, Never Forget, Walks

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• Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

  Mats Sundin

  Sober, Faster, Harder

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• If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.

  Kurt Cobain

  Hate, Oil, Zeppelins

  "The NIRVANA Reader: 1988 - 1992". Book by John Luerssen, December 2008.

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