Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 16

• I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Team, Chess Game

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• I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Knowledge, Men, Aggravation

  SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, Choi Hyun (2016). “A Study in Scarlet”, p.13, ebookspub

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• The competitor to be feared is one who never bothers about you at all, but goes on making his own business better all the time.

  Henry Ford

  Money, Business, Entrepreneur

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• To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Inspirational, Motivational, Confidence

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• I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.

  Whoopi Goldberg

  Inspirational, Believe, Possibility

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

  Alan Kay

  Integrity, Technology, Egyptian Pyramids

  "A Conversation with Alan Kay: Big talk with the creator of Smalltalk — and much more". Interview with Stuart Feldman in ACM Queue, Volume 2, issue 9, queue.acm.org. December 27, 2004.

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• People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

  Maynard James Keenan

  Heart, People, Ifs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

  Grenville Kleiser

  Inspiring, Depression, Attitude

  "On the Art of Business". Book by James Howard Merkel, Abdul Wahab Al-Falaij, p.66, February 1, 2004.

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• Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

  Donald Knuth

  Bugs, Computer, Programming

  Memorandum to Peter van Emde Boas, 29 Mar. 1977

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• I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.

  Dr. Seuss

  Life, Song, Laughing

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• Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

  Danica McKellar

  Inspirational, Hair, Self

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• Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'

  Elizabeth Olsen

  Inspirational, Empowering, Trying

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• Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in this country for the good of all of us, toward more progressive policies, and it's a really amazing and important time to be part of that.

  Sandra Fluke

  Inspirational, Country, Opportunity

  "Glamour Women Of The Year Awards Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Lena Dunham, Zaha Hadid And Others" By Margaret Wheeler Johnson, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 13, 2012.

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• My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.

  Kate McKinnon

  Inspirational, Running, Goal

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• I can get ready in 10 minutes.

  Carolina Herrera

  Inspirational, Empowering, Minutes

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• Vince Lombardi says, you know, "In my life, there are three things: God, family and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's God, family and Yahoo!, in that order.

  Marissa Mayer

  Inspirational, Order, Empowering

  "News Stream" with Kristie Lu Stout, www.cnn.com. November 28, 2012.

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• Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.

  Katie Couric

  Inspirational, Men, Thinking

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• Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise.

  Hillary Clinton

  Heart, Long, People

  "Frontlines and Frontiers: Making Human Rights a Human Reality". Hillary Clinton's remarks at Dublin City University in Dublin, Ireland, December 6, 2012.

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• I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail.

  Sara Blakely

  Inspirational, Empowering, Feelings

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• Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!

  Lena Dunham

  Inspirational, Empowering, Use

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• I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper who's ever done that and I will give you $100,000.

  Nicki Minaj

  Inspirational, Rapper, Play

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• I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

  Clint Eastwood

  Vegetarian Diet, Vegetables, Trying

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• I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier

  Woody Harrelson

  Years, Half, Vegetarian

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• Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Eye, Feel Better, Thinking

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• I think there's something odd about eating another living anything.

  Shania Twain

  Thinking, Vegetarianism, Vegan

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