Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 15

• He has a heart of gold - only harder.

  Adolphe Menjou

  Funny Life, Heart, Gold

  "Fictional character: Oliver Niles". "A Star Is Born", www.imdb.com. 1937.

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• I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

  Yogi Berra

  Inspirational, Funny, Baseball

  "Yogi Berra vs. Casey Stengel Quote War". Interview with Stan Silliman, bleacherreport.com. August 18, 2010.

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• I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.

  S. I. Hayakawa

  Inspirational, Funny, Truth

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• Killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs is a phenomena which is at once disgusting and distressing. There is no justification in indulging is such acts of brutality.

  Dalai Lama

  Sports, Adventure, Animal

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• High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

  Anita Manning

  Food, Cooking, Stuff

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• I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill.

  Edward Victor Appleton

  Love, Family, Happiness

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• It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

  Sandy Lyle

  Sports, Golf, Hockey

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• Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!

  Tom Jones

  Food, Vegetables, Cooking

  Harvey Schmidt, Tom Jones (2000). “The Fantasticks”, p.92, Hal Leonard Corporation

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• If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

  Jean Kerr

  Food, Loss, Leaving

  Jean Kerr (1959). “Please Don't Eat the Daisies”

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• I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

  Mark Twain

  Witty, Money, Riches

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.61, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Linux is only free if your time has no value.

  Jamie Zawinski

  Time, Linux, Programming

  Interview for themes.org, www.jwz.org. June 1998.

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• Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who aren't putting people of color on television why there aren't more people of color on television?'

  Shonda Rhimes

  Inspirational, Color, People

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• If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

  Dr. Seuss

  Party, Character, History

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

  Darynda Jones

  Funny, Birthday, Humorous

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.21, St. Martin's Press

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• People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

  Sinclair Lewis

  Money, Shopping, People

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• Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Inspirational, Funny Motivational, Procrastination

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• It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad thing. When I go hiking and I get over the hill, that means I'm past the hard part and there's a snack in my future. That's a good thing as far as I'm concerned.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Mean, Past, Snacks

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.9, HarperCollins Australia

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• The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

  Paul Reiser

  Inspirational, Funny, Transition

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• One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

  Luciano Pavarotti

  Food, Eating Good, Home Cooking

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• I cannot afford to waste my time making money

  Louis Agassiz

  Inspirational, Funny, Money

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• If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

  Sally Edwards

  Food, Health, Inspire

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• This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women.

  Patty Murray

  Inspirational, Long, Empowering

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• Word of mouth is the best medium of all.

  William Bernbach

  Business, Media, Mouths

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• According to the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fish have feelings too. Whenever my sons go fishing they always tell me, "Dad it doesn't hurt a fish to get hooked." Well I watch and I see and I believe it's painful for the fish.

  Donald Trump

  Hurt, Dad, Believe

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• Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

  Pamela Anderson

  Men, Thinking, Needs

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