Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 13

• We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives our accomplishment?

  Maria Shriver

  Inspirational, Accomplishment, Empowering

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Birthday

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• Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.

  Peter Drucker

  Life, Wise, Time

  Peter Ferdinand Drucker (2001). “The Essential Drucker: Selections from the Management Works of Peter F. Drucker”, Routledge

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• Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Life, Humor

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• The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

  Bette Midler

  Funny, Success, Jealousy

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• It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

  Meryl Streep

  Children, Food, Yoga

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• Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Strength, Happiness

  The Mysterious Stranger ch. 10 (1916)

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• Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

  Wendell Johnson

  Funny, Witty, Educational

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• When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.

  H. W. L. Poonja

  Inspirational, Funny, Laughing

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• When times are bad is when the real entrepreneurs emerge.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Inspirational, Inspiring, Real

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• Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Inspirational, Funny, Birthday

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• Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.

  Danny Kaye

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Don't take life too seriously.

  RuPaul

  Life, Sarcastic, Funny Motivational

  RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.

  Michael Jordan

  Inspirational, Basketball, Champion

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• Nothing recedes like success.

  Walter Winchell

  Success, Congratulations, Funny Business

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• The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

  John Desmond Bernal

  Learning, Ignorance, Fringe

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• You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

  Mae West

  Funny, Fashion, Women

  "The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West".

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• When you don't know what you're doing, fake it.

  Jill Shalvis

  Funny Motivational, Top Management, Fake

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• Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

  Lucille Ball

  Inspirational, Funny, Confidence

  "The Real Story of Lucille Ball" by Eleanor Harris, (Ch. 1), 1954.

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• The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.

  Amy Poehler

  Graduation, Swings, Chance

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• It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

  Max Eastman

  Happiness, Humor, Fools Day

  Max Eastman (2008). “Enjoyment of Laughter”, p.36, Transaction Publishers

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• You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

  Edgar Guest

  Funny, Smile, Ends

  Edgar Guest (1916). “A Heap o' Living'”

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• There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.60, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.

  Ray Knight

  Sports, Athlete, Adversity

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• I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Inspirational, Oysters, Voice

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