Funny Inspirational Quotes - Page 9

• There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

  H. L. Mencken

  Freedom, Business, Simple

  "The Divine Afflatus". New York Evening Mail, November 16, 1917; reprinted in H. L. Mencken "Prejudices: Second Series", 1920, and in "A Mencken Chrestomathy: His Own Selection of His Choicest Writing" edited by H. L. Mencken, 1949.

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• Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

  Adelle Davis

  Kings, Food, Health

  "Million Dollar Habits: Proven Power Practices to Double and Triple Your Income". Book by Brian Tracy, May 2, 2006.

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• Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.

  Karen Horney

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Our Inner Conflicts: A Constructive Theory of Neuroses conclusion (1945)

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• Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.

  Hippocrates

  Medicine, Healthy, Chiropractic

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• The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.

  W. Clement Stone

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivation

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• I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist. I never think about money. Beautiful things make money.

  Lord Acton

  Beautiful, Business, Artist

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• In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble, it's too late to save yourself. Unless you're running scared all the time, you're gone.

  Bill Gates

  Running, Money, Business

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• Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life.

  Fabiola Gianotti

  Inspirational, Dream, Regret

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• You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

  Jack London

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  Jack London (2015). “Jack London on Adventure: Words of Wisdom from an Expert Adventurer”, p.5, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

  Martina Navratilova

  Inspirational, Funny, Sports

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• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

  Jack Benny

  Funny, Happy Birthday, Elderly

  New York Times, 1974.

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• A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts the lover afore words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first-born baby, and assures him of a mother's love.

  Thomas Chandler Haliburton

  Happiness, Smile, Mom

  "Sam Slick's Wise Saws and Modern Instances: Or, What He Said, Did, Or Invented". Volume II,

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• I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

  Shelley Winters

  Humorous, Weight Loss, Hair

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• So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

  Russell Conwell

  Smile, Funny Life, Epidemics

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• While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All lub boo,' but I didn't care. To reciprocate, I showed her what an ex-Marine looks like when he cries.

  Jim Beaver

  Love You, Marine, Parenting

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• To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.

  Hippocrates

  Political, Sometimes, Wise Words

  " A New Dictionary of Quotations on Historical Principles from Ancient and Modern Sources" by H. L. Mencken, 1942.

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• You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

  Katie MacAlister

  World, Saving, Should

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• Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

  Paul Coffey

  Life, Sports, Perseverance

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• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

  Edgar Bergen

  Funny, Business, Work

  Quoted in Robert Byrne, The Other 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1984) See Modern Proverbs 41

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• I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Inspirational, Funny, Believe

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• Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

  Rajneesh

  Inspirational, Funny, Fall

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• For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Breakup, Stress

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• Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

  Charlyne Yi

  Tough, Full Of Yourself, Murphys Law

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• When you're riding, only the race in which you're riding is important.

  Bill Shoemaker

  Motivational, Sports, Athlete

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• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

  Steven Wright

  Love, Dream, Mind

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