Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
[A] mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
That best academy, a mother's knee.
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.
Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
Most mothers kiss and scold together.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
Only mothers can think of the future - because they give birth to it in their children.
She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.
OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children.
The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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