Golf Quotes - Page 7

• Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

  Charles Rosin

  Games, Choices, Golf Game

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• The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

  Bob Allen

  Funny, Effort, Ratios

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• Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

  Peter Dobereiner

  Fun, Half, Funny Golf

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• Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have been somerwhere together where non-golfers never go.

  John Updike

  Together, Scratches, Common Experience

  John Updike (2011). “Golf Dreams: Writings on Golf”, p.125, Random House

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• If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?

  Ben Hogan

  Men, Reason Why, Holes

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• There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.

  Robert Browning

  Three, Way, Bitter

  Robert Browning (1985). “A History of Golf”

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• For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

  Dave Barry

  Balls, Literature, Hitting

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• I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

  Bob Hope

  Age, Ifs

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• Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

  Ben Crenshaw

  Sports, Thinking, Games

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• I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Real, Play, Half

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• I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Missing, Helping, Praying

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• I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Remember, Funny Fishing, Bigs

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• Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

  Andy Rooney

  Funny, Watches, Television

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• Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

  Lee Trevino

  Dirty, Gold, World

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• Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.

  Ken Venturi

  Money, Memories, Victory

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• Forget the last shot. It takes so long to accept that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude toward the next shot.

  Mark McCumber

  Attitude, Swings, Long

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• Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

  Tiger Woods

  Honesty, What Matters, Achievement

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• I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

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• They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

  Gardner Dickinson

  Believe, Complicated, Funny Golf

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• Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

  Bob Hope

  Sports, Player, Thinking

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• Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

  Dave Barry

  Inspirational, Funny, Sports

  Dave Barry (1985). “Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead”, p.32, Rodale

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• A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Time Zones, Balls, Clock

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• Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.

  Fletcher Knebel

  Men, Feet, Found

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• Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

  Marc Anthony

  Attention, Fame

  "Presidential Campaigns Crank Up Competition for Rural Vote; Interview With Senator Elizabeth Dole". “American Morning” with Heidi Collins, www.cnn.com. July 14, 2004.

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• The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

  Byron Nelson

  Swings, Bags, Clubs

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