Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends