A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
Next to music beer was best.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
We drink [to] one another's health and spoil our own.
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself.
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
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