He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say, "See if it weren't for the government, you wouldn't be able to walk".
We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
She could have a Grammy I'd still treat her ass like a nominee.
I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.
You don’t need to be a completely complete human right now … That’s what makes you human.
There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.
Be careful what you wish for, you may receive it.
Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
I never wanted to go on stage alone because if you mess up, who can you blame?
I believe that all women are pretty without makeup- but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful.
Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life
You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.
It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them. On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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