The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
The best way to lose weight is to know that you are light.
If you're not doing what is best for your body, you are the one who lose.
Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.
Most people lose money because of lack of emotional discipline -the ability to keep their emotions removed from investment decisions. Dieting provides an apt analogy. Most people have the necessary knowledge to lose weight-that is they know that in order to lose weight you have to exercise and cut your intake of fats. However, despite this widespread knowledge, the vast majority of people who attempt to lose weight are unsuccessful. Why? Because they lack the emotional discipline.
Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
There are a few people out there with whom you fit just so, and, amazingly, you keep fitting just so even after you have growth spurts or lose weight or stop wearing high heels. You keep fitting after you have children or change religions or stop dyeing your hair or quit your job at Goldman Sachs and take up farming. Somehow, God is gracious enough to give us a few of those people, people you can stretch into, people who don't go away, and whom you wouldn't want to go away, even if they offered.
If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose weight.
I have high blood sugars, and Type 2 diabetes is not going to kill me. But I just have to eat right, and exercise, and lose weight, and watch what I eat, and I will be fine for the rest of my life.
I tend to be slim and you know, I actually can lose weight quicker than I can gain it.
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