You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Live your life and forget your age.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Old age is no place for sissies.
A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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