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• Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

  Mae West

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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• I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

  Mae West

  Witty, Humorous, Would Be

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• Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up like a genie. A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. "Oooh, a Shadowhunter," said the vampire. "Scary." With a wink he melted back into the crowd. "Vampires are such prima donnas," Magnus sighed from the doorway. "Honestly, I don't know why I have these parties." "Because of your cat," Clary reminded him. Magnus perked up. "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

  Cassandra Clare

  Attitude, Party, Cat

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• You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock." "Very amusing, my sarcastic friend. It's not a rock, precisely. All Shadowhunters have a witchlight rune-stone.

  Cassandra Clare

  Girl, Mean, Rocks

  Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.279, Simon and Schuster

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• Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

  Alyson Noel

  Looks, Being Sarcastic

  Alyson Noel (2013). “The Immortals Bundle 1-3: The Immortals: Evermore, The Immortals: Blue Moon and The Immortals: Shadowland”, p.283, Pan Macmillan

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• He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.

  William Faulkner

  Music, Sarcasm, Use

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• It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.

  Mae West

  Witty, Humorous, Kissing

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

  Mae West

  Girl, Witty, Humorous

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• very funny my sarcastic friend

  Cassandra Clare

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• This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short hair that's permed on top? What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct.

  Tina Fey

  Girl, Boys, College

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• A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry.

  E. L. Konigsburg

  Rejection, Letters, Nasty

  E.L. Konigsburg (2015). “From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler”, p.79, Pushkin Press

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• The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

  John Green

  Fall, Winter, Snow

  John Green (2015). “Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition”, p.74, Penguin

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• Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Beautiful, Jealousy

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• diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Country, Art, Lying

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.47, 谷月社

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• Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

  John Ruskin

  Music, Sarcasm, Upset

  1881 Letter.

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• In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Sarcasm, Order, Play

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• Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that's serious. And sometimes it's a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them.

  Paul Simon

  Song, Fun, Writing

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• Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Spiritual, Sarcasm

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• I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

  Shelley Winters

  Sarcasm, Winter, England

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Writing, Editing

  More Tramps Abroad ch. 23, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (1897)

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• An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Sarcasm, Court, Appeals

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• Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying.

  Ingmar Bergman

  Sarcasm, Differences, Satisfying

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured.

  Ignatius of Antioch

  Dog, Men, Practice

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• I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.

  Allan Sloan

  Writing, Sarcasm, Talking

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• Sarcasm is lost in print.

  Jon Cryer

  Sarcasm, Lost, Print

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