Sarcastic Quotes - Page 31

• He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

  Anton Chekhov

  Funny, Art, Desire

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• Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.

  Pamela Anderson

  Funny, Thinking, People

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• Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Independent Women, Mind

  Oscar Wilde (2014). “A Woman of No Importance”, p.50, Trajectory Inc

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• The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives.

  George Orwell

  Funny, Sarcasm, Successful

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• I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Sarcasm, Happened

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• Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage.

  Mitchell Hurwitz

  Character, Doe, Stories

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• Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

  Frank Capra

  Mean, Sarcasm

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• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

  David Letterman

  Funny, Eye, Feelings

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• The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Fonts, Interviews, Problem

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• This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Music, Sarcasm, Enough

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• We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

  Marianne Moore

  Sarcasm, Suffering, Criticism

  Marianne Moore, Patricia C. Willis (1986). “The complete prose of Marianne Moore”, Viking Pr

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• When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

  Jane Green

  Writing, Sarcasm, Firsts

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• You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

  Penny Marshall

  Sarcasm, Age, Certain

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Tools, Dupes, Patriot

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.179, University of Georgia Press

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• In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

  Mark Twain

  Inspiration, Doors, Weather

  Mark Twain (2008). “Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World: Easyread Edition”, p.165, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Passion, Men, Long

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.189, University of Georgia Press

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• While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Hands, Watches, Safe

  Ambrose Bierce (2001). “The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary”, p.68, University of Georgia Press

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• CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Science, Heirs, Vegetarian

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2369, Delphi Classics

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• EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Religious, Religion, Damnation

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.57, 谷月社

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• While [the Arians], like men sprung from a dunghill, truly "spoke from the earth" [Jn. 3:31], the bishops [of Nicea], not having invented their phrases for themselves, but having testimony from their fathers, wrote as they did. For ancient bishops, of the great Rome and our city [i.e., Alexandria, Egypt, where Athanasius was bishop], some 130 years ago, wrote and censured those who said that the Son was a creature and not consubstantial with the Father.

  Athanasius of Alexandria

  Father, Son, Men

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• I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.

  Edward Victor Appleton

  Funny, Music, Sarcasm

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• Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When I thought you were normal you turned out to be abnormal.

  Jae Hee

  Drama, Normal, Twisted

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• Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

  Pearl Mary Teresa Craigie

  Funny, Mistake, Sarcasm

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• An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

  Irvin S. Cobb

  Funny, Sarcasm, Lines

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• An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.

  Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

  Funny, Sarcasm, Men

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