Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.