There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.
Good people drink good beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
I drink to make other people interesting.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Homer no function beer well without.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
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