Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Good people drink good beer.
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
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