Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I'm single because I was born that way.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.