It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
There is this to be said in favor of drinking, that it takes the drunkard first out of society, then out of the world.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity.
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
Don't trust people who don't laugh
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
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