My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
A cultural fixation on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty but an obsession about female obedience.
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
I am a better person when I have less on my plate.
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
The most important thing to remember about food labels is that you should avoid foods that have labels.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
We never repent of having eaten too little.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
As a physician, I recommend nutritious hemp seeds and oil to anyone interested in maintaining a healthy diet. Everyone will benefit when American farmers can grow this amazing crop once again.
I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off.
There is no quick fix. At the end of the day, you still have to do the work to maintain your weight. It can't be a diet. You have to change your life.
I eat a balanced diet. The secret is to watch your portions, but I also work out a lot. Working out a lot isn't necessary, but I am very active, and my body can endure intense workouts.
Cooking for yourself is the only sure way to take back control of your diet from the food scientists and food processors, and to guarantee you're eating real food rather than edible foodlike substances, with their unhealthy oils, high-fructose corn syrup, and surfeit of salt.
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