Ron White Quotes - Page 2

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• I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

  Ron White

  Believe, Creative, Levels

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• I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

  Ron White

  Plans

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

  Ron White

  Wise, Wisdom, Today

  "Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad". TV Special, June 27, 2004.

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• You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.

  Ron White

  Home, Goats, Bowls

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• There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

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  Cigar, Brands, Locked

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

  Ron White

  Bigs, Small Parts

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• I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

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  Smoking, Months, Saving

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

  Ron White

  Thinking, Careers, Firsts

  "Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. March 25, 2006.

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• I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

  Ron White

  Comedian, Lame, Television

  Source: www.tv.com

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• I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!

  Ron White

  Eye, Keys, Years

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• Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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  Trying, Death Penalty, States

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• There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

  Ron White

  Bridges, Two, People

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• You can't fix stupid.

  Ron White

  Stupid, You Can't Fix Stupid

  Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.106, Penguin

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• I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

  Ron White

  Comedian, Peers, Recognition

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• When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

  Ron White

  Party, Hands, Tequila

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• I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

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  Rumor, Clubs, Towns

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• From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

  Ron White

  Beer, Hands, Natural

  Source: easterncarolinastyle.com

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• If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

  Ron White

  Texas, Ifs

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• If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

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  Long, Looks, Common

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• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

  Ron White

  Real, Beer, Scotch

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• Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.

  Ron White

  Block, Cat

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• Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

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  Say Anything, Skins, Want

  Interview with David Medsker, www.bullz-eye.com. February 3, 2006.

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• I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sunglass Hut. Here's the question: Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch color television set? I go to the Sunglass Hut. I see a pair that I like. I don't love them. I don't. I like 'em. $309.

  Ron White

  Color, Doe, Sunglasses

  "They Call Me Tater Salad". Documentary, Comedy, 2004.

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• I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

  Ron White

  Believe, Creative, I Believe

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• They call me Tater Salad

  Ron White

  Salad, Call Me

  Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.197, Penguin

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