Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Good people drink good beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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