Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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