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  Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

  Stephen Colbert

  Marijuana, Dry, Scientist

  Twitter post from Jun 05, 2012

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• Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

  Patrick Rothfuss

  Memories, Heart, Wine

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• Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.

  W. H. Davies

  Sympathy, Food, Men

  Shorter Lyrics of the 20th Century, Introduction

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• Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Crazy

  Groucho Marx (2009). “Groucho And Me”, p.28, Da Capo Press

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• I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

  George Gobel

  Drinking, Drunk, Funny Sarcastic

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

  Brendan Behan

  Drinking, Food, Dry

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• The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Drinking, Alcohol, Desire

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.58, BookBaby

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• My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

  George Gobel

  Uncles, Work, Drinking

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• I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Time, Drinking

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• I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Drinking, Wine, Alcohol

  Candida (1898) act 3

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• Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Morning, Drinking, Food

  Major Barbara (1907) act 2

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• Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

  Ellen Kushner

  People, Needs, Maelstrom

  Ellen Kushner (2007). “Swordspoint”, p.333, Spectra

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• We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

  Richard von Weizsaecker

  Air, Pure, Ifs

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• The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Culture, Use, May

  Henry David Thoreau (2013). “The Essential Thoreau”, p.209, Simon and Schuster

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• To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

  Brendan Behan

  Food, Drunk, Achievement

  Brendan Behan (1968). “The wit of Brendan Behan”

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• I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.

  Jane Austen

  World, Would Be, Bottles

  Jane Austen (2008). “Persuasion. Northanger Abbey (Two Novels)”, p.190, Mondial

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• The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

  Walter Raleigh

  Drinking, Alcohol, Firsts

  Sir Walter Raleigh (1829). “The Works of Sir Walter Ralegh, Kt: Miscellaneous works”, p.568

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• Sometimes it's just the beer and bikinis that get people to come and watch, but it's the competition that's keeping them there.

  Kerri Walsh

  Athlete, People, Competition

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• Either the Anglo-Saxon race will possess the Pacific slope or the Mongolians will possess it. We have this day to choose... whether legislation shall be in the interest of the American free laborer or for the servile laborer from China... You cannot work a man who must have beef and bread, and would prefer beer, alongside a man who can live on rice.

  James G. Blaine

  Men, Race, Immigration

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• Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small beer in it, and the second reeked claret.

  Charles Lamb

  Moving, Home, Firsts

  Charles Lamb (1866). “The works of Charles Lamb”, p.237

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• Put it back in the horse!

  H. Allen Smith

  Horse, Drinking

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• Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend.

  Alex Blackwell

  Drinking, Weekend, Men

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• Religions change; beer and wine remain.

  Hervey Allen

  Wine, Religion, Beer And Wine

  Hervey Allen (1933). “Anthony Adverse”

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• Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.

  George Arnold

  Golden Moments, Dry, Alas

  George Arnold (1866). “Drift: A Sea-shore Idyl : and Other Poems”, p.123

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• But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross!

  George Arnold

  Loss, Love Is, Nuts

  George Arnold, “Beer”

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