Beer Quotes - Page 35

• Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Wine, Drunk, Littles

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• My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street.

  Carl Friedrich Gauss

  Science, Young Friends, Wish

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• Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say no.That can of beer that somebody wants you to try, don't do it. Don't you ever do it.That drug that someone might want you to use, don't touch it.Stay away from it. It can destroy you.

  Gordon B. Hinckley

  Smoking, Drug, Trying

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• I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

  James Gould Cozzens

  Thinking, Meditation, Three

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• I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out of it, and they're sick and they spring back, they spring back and forth...If I hadn't been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.

  Charles Bukowski

  Suicide, Spring, Drinking

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• Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

  Drew Carey

  Funny, Drinking, Talking

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• I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

  W. C. Fields

  Drinking, Stronger, Twelve

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• I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.

  David Justice

  Scotch

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• Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

  Eden Phillpotts

  Drinking, Half, Harm

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• St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

  Charles Madigan

  Opportunity, Acting, Saint

  "Patrick,we Hardly Knew Ye". articles.chicagotribune.com. March 14, 1997.

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• I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

  Richard Harris

  Thinking, Wish, Done

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  People, Hocus Pocus, Poor

  Kurt Vonnegut (1997). “Hocus Pocus”, p.193, Penguin

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• I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

  Robert Downey, Jr.

  Drinking, Addiction, Alcohol

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

  Laura Kightlinger

  Drinking, Thinking, Way

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

  Mickey Lolich

  Guy, Fats, Okay

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• We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

  Ernest Thesiger

  Weakness, Drink, Partnership

  "Fictional character: Doctor Pretorius". "Bride of Frankenstein", www.imdb.com. 1935.

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• Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

  Jeff Cesario

  Golf, Yelling, Eight

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• If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues.

  Emile M. Cioran

  Parent, Overcoming, Weight

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• I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired. I've been doing things people expected of me always. I want to feel free. I want to sit under a linden tree with nothing more important to worry about than the temperature of the beer, if there is anything more important.

  Walter Huston

  People, Worry, Tree

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• Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.

  Denis Hayes

  Running, Fun, Three

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• I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.

  Colin Farrell

  Yoga, Practice, Pigeons

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• No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.

  Frederick Banting

  Book, Science, Discovery

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• That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

  Paul Leary

  Technology, Remembers Everything, Arguing

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• There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.

  A. Alfred Taubman

  Roots, Challenges, Marketing

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• In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.

  Ron Clarke

  Running, Glasses, Puppy

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