Beer Quotes - Page 38

• Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers. I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright!

  F. Paul Wilson

  Writing, Going Out, Solitary

  7 Copy quote

• There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

  Dave Grohl

  Hands, Bottles, Wave

  4 Copy quote

• If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

  Andy Van Slyke

  Sports, Baseball, Ideas

  4 Copy quote

• Beer must be made by food companies. It makes you wander the streets at 3 am looking for things to eat. "What's that, is it moving, get it!! It's a nun! Fry her!! Fry her!"

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Moving, Humor

  "Dylan Moran: Monster". Documentary, Comedy, 2004.

  5 Copy quote

  Show source

• This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left.

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Baseball, Dog

  28 Copy quote

• If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

  Kristen Schaal

  Funny, Humor, Glasses

  4 Copy quote

• It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

  Tom Green

  College, Groups, Students

  Source: www.axs.com

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• Different drinks have different metaphorical weight. Wine's heady, gin is poisonous, vodka's cold, and beer is plain boring. In real life, I'm a big fan of boxed white wine, much to the dismay of my more refined friends.

  Cate Marvin

  Real, Wine, White

  Source: www.redividerjournal.org

  5 Copy quote

  Show source

• I was sitting at a friend's place in Michigan on vacation, having a beer on the patio. I was a little hefty. I said to myself: "Okay, I'm going to finish this weekend off strong, then after that I'm going to shut her down. I'm going to start taking better care of myself."

  Chris Pronger

  Strong, Weekend, Vacation

  Source: www.macleans.ca

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I think all the beer I drank in college created an iron bladder.

  Steve Wiebe

  College, Thinking, Iron

  Source: www.movieweb.com

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• I'm not saying that people shouldn't go out to football games and drink beer and have a good time, I do it myself. But, at the same time, people are so apathetic and that shows me that they don't care about themselves. They have no self-image. Their image is projected to them via the television and that is where they make decisions about who they are according to what the public says they ought to be.

  Alex Jones

  Football, Self, Games

  Source: www.dailykos.com

  67 Copy quote

  Show source

• I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

  Theodore Hesburgh

  Humorous, Driving, Brewing

  20 Copy quote

• Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

  Janis Joplin

  Humorous, Bottles, Brewing

  11 Copy quote

• What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia?

  Sydney Smith

  War, Ideas, Two

  In H. Pearson 'The Smith of Smiths' (1934) ch. 11, p. 272

  5 Copy quote

  Show source

• Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer... The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.

  Henry Miller

  Men, Thinking, Giving

  15 Copy quote

• Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.

  James E. Webb

  Cells, Drunk, Alcohol

  16 Copy quote

• The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given imagination.

  Samuel Butler

  Animal, Imagination, Alcohol

  Samuel Butler (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of Samuel Butler (Illustrated)”, p.1732, Delphi Classics

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.

  William S. Burroughs

  Mother, Drinking, Guy

  4 Copy quote

• How much beer is in German intelligence?

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Friedrich Nietzsche (2012). “Twilight of the Idols and The Antichrist”, p.41, Courier Corporation

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

  Ethel Waters

  Couple, Giving, Bottles

  7 Copy quote

• When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many people in the American beer industry, as well as patriots who thought I was being subversive in praising foreign beers. I have just read a little-known study of American beers. So I must apologize to the horse. At least with a horse, we'd know what we're getting.

  Mike Royko

  Horse, Years, People

  38 Copy quote

• Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

  Janeane Garofalo

  Evil, Guy, Faces

  7 Copy quote

• I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.

  Tom DeLonge

  Wine, Littles, Drink

  9 Copy quote

• As for the girl, since she is well favoured, she shall brew the king's beer, and be numbered amongst the king's wives-unless, indeed, he is pleased to give her to me.

  H. Rider Haggard

  Girl, Kings, Giving

  H. Rider Haggard (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of H. Rider Haggard (Illustrated)”, p.7165, Delphi Classics

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked cigarettes when I was 13. I drove to New York City when I was 14 - don't tell my son. Those things were against the law, but I did them anyway. I didn't become a heroin addict, although I probably could have gotten heroin somehow. I don't think my son would buy heroin at any price. He knows what it is, and he knows how stupid it is.

  Dave Barry

  New York, Stupid, Kids

  ""All I Think Is That It's Stupid": An Interview with Dave Barry". Interview with Glenn Garvin, reason.com. December, 1994.

  5 Copy quote

  Show source