Beer Quotes - Page 38

• He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

  Scott Adams

  Baby, Drinking, Alcohol

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.451, Penguin

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• What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

  Lord Byron

  Drinking, Food, Thinking

  "The Deformed Transformed". Book by Lord Byron, 1824.

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• I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

  John Adams

  Philadelphia, Cider, Drink

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• Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.

  Mickey Spillane

  Hammers, Cognac, Drink

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• Beer soothes the upset soul.

  Thomas E. Mann

  Upset, Soul

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• I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.

  Tom DeLonge

  Wine, Littles, Drink

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• Recently I began to feel this void in my life, even after meals, and I said to myself, "Dave, all you do with your spare time is sit around and drink beer. You need a hobby." So I got a hobby. I make beer.

  Dave Barry

  Hobbies, Meals, Needs

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.17, Ballantine Books

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• I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could not make some of my barley into malt, and then try to brew myself some beer.

  Daniel Defoe

  Design, Trying, Barley

  Daniel Defoe (1719). “Robinson Crusoe: The Illustrated Edition”, p.155, Top Five Books LLC

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• This is all thousands of years old. It's the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it. It's what we do as a species. It's what makes us human. We brew.

  Alan D. Eames

  Years, Plot, World

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• As for the girl, since she is well favoured, she shall brew the king's beer, and be numbered amongst the king's wives-unless, indeed, he is pleased to give her to me.

  H. Rider Haggard

  Girl, Kings, Giving

  H. Rider Haggard (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of H. Rider Haggard (Illustrated)”, p.7165, Delphi Classics

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• Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.

  O. Henry

  Home, Glasses, Play

  O. Henry (2015). “O. Henry's stories: Short Stories and Classic Literature”, p.52, 谷月社

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• People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

  Bob McKenzie

  Brother, Differences, People

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• How much beer is in German intelligence?

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Friedrich Nietzsche (2012). “Twilight of the Idols and The Antichrist”, p.41, Courier Corporation

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• When I conducted a beer-rating session last year, I wrote that most American beers taste as if they were brewed through a horse. That offended many people in the American beer industry, as well as patriots who thought I was being subversive in praising foreign beers. I have just read a little-known study of American beers. So I must apologize to the horse. At least with a horse, we'd know what we're getting.

  Mike Royko

  Horse, Years, People

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• I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

  Ethel Waters

  Couple, Giving, Bottles

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• Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

  Janeane Garofalo

  Evil, Guy, Faces

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• What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

  Jerry Lawler

  Snakes, Jake, Bottles

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother.

  William S. Burroughs

  Mother, Drinking, Guy

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• Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

  Steve Martin

  Firsts, Remember

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• I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

  Bill Maher

  Party, Tea, Goggles

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• Cold beer is bottled God.

  Dylan Thomas

  Cold, Cold Beer

  Dylan Thomas, Paul Ferris (1985). “The collected letters”, Scribner

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• The world would be a better place if people stopped voting for folksy candidates they could have a beer with and started voting for people smarter than they are.

  Marcus Sakey

  People, Voting, Would Be

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• If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Hands, Want, Arms

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• So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we'll come out of it all right.

  Sandra Day O'Connor

  Thinking, Mexican, Drink

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• Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.

  Edna St. Vincent Millay

  Years, Skittles, Touched

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