She's a warm fart at Christmas.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?
Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in.
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.
We're being treated to the wisdom of some puffed up, little fart. Doing exactly what I used to do, pretensions to anarchy and art.
If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
I don’t read Scripture and cling to no life precepts, except perhaps to Walter Cronkite’s rules for old men, which he did not deliver over the air: Never trust a fart. Never pass up a drink. Never ignore an erection.
Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul. Horrible as successful artists often are, there is nothing crueler or more vain than a failed artist.
People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart.
That has less significance than a dog's fart.
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart and burp as well.
No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.
Confucius once said that a bear could not fart at the North Pole without causing a big wind in Chicago.
It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen.
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
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