After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
People who love to eat are always the best people.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
This is my invariable advice to people: Learn how to cook- try new recipes, learn from your mistakes, be fearless, and above all have fun!
High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?
How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.
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