A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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