you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
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