you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
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